I'm addicted.

Just as hundreds of thousands of others currently are across the world.

Its on facebook and called Mafia wars. Build your mob, earn cash to be the biggest and baddest virtual mobster.

A fabulous 'how to' guide.

http://tomuse.com/mafia-wars-guide-how-to-win-strategies-money-tips/

I just can't get enough!!

My daughter - a poet in the making.

Poems by Paige :D

SIT ON YOUR BUM.

Sit on your bum, do nothing all day.

Sit on your bum, watch me slave away.

Sit on your bum, drink your beer.

Sit on your bum, I'll clean my dear.

Sit on your bum, just loit about.

Sit on your bum, I'll clear the shed out.

You've sat on your bum, done nothing all day.

You've sat on your bum, while I've slaved away.

So tomorrow it's my turn to sit on my bum.

Drinking your beers until the cleaning is done.

PERFECT KISS.

I close my eyes

A single kiss.

You close your eyes

We miss.

I close my eyes

Try again.

You close your eyes

The perfect end.

DRUNKEN CONVERSATION.

Look at the crumbs on the floor

Under the chairs theres even more.

Clothes on the couch, rubbish on the stairs

Pots need washing, crap everywhere.

Keep your mouth shut, you dirty tramp

Your dirty boxers are hanging off the lamp.

Wanted a brew, drank from a mouldy cup.

Get your bum here and tidy this shit up!

Clean it all up or get out of here

I can't believe the mess I only went for a beer.

It was already like that and I am not a tramp

They're your skanky boxers hanging from the lamp.

You went for a beer like you do every day

Going and getting drunk back to your same old ways.

Went for a beer, more like a few

I will move out, if it's what you want me to do?

It's your mouldy cup, your problem not mine.

It's always when you're drunk - you kick off all the time.

I've learnt to ignore everything you say

Got use to your mess I so called make every day.

So next time you decide to run your mouth

They're your crumbs on your floor in the middle of your house!

How to wind up the missus?

I do find some fabulous things when stumbling around the world wide web.

Who thought wind up toys were just for kids!!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16416#videos

And if you fancy a bit out and about, don't forget some basic etiquette :)

http://gorp.away.com/gorp/publishers/ics/trv_sexo.htm

Need some pointers?

http://uk.askmen.com/dating/heidi_200/221_dating_girl.html

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

Just because....

....simple things that amused me.

This web site grabbed my attention from the addy alone - http://www.dumblittleman.com/

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
.....Make him wear shoes.

Dumb blonde has its own wiki page ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_blonde

On this day in 1904, Theodor Geisel, better known to the world as Dr. Seuss, the author and illustrator of such beloved children's books as "The Cat in the Hat" and "Green Eggs and Ham," is born in Springfield, Massachusetts



It is also the birthday of the talented John Francis Bongiovi, Jr.
better known as Jon Bon Jovi, (born March 2, 1962)

Bubba J

More funnies to brighten the day.



The AA is for quiters. lol.




A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Tongue in cheek......

If You Think Your Life Sucks How Would You Like To Be An Egg ??

You Only Get Laid Once.
You Only Get Eaten Once.
It Takes 4 Minutes To Get Hard.
Only 2 Minutes To Get Soft.
You Share Your Box With 11 Other Guys.
But Worst Of All...The Only Chick That Ever Sat On Your Face Was Your Mother. So Cheer Up...Your Life Ain't That Bad!.

Have some fun. http://www.questfortherest.com/

And todays blonde joke.........

http://www.coolquizme.com/blondbusy1.html

Peter kaye.

Is there anyone funnier??






Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

I like Elephants.

Blonde is more than just a hair colour.

It is a way of life.

I am the first to admit I have used the bimbo status in many situations.
From a simple filling of a form, to manual labour.
I have let the "work men" make small of me for the sake of my purpose.
I have used the stereotype to ease my life in many ways.
So you tell me - Who is the bimbo now?

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."