Blonde is more than just a hair colour.

It is a way of life.

I am the first to admit I have used the bimbo status in many situations.
From a simple filling of a form, to manual labour.
I have let the "work men" make small of me for the sake of my purpose.
I have used the stereotype to ease my life in many ways.
So you tell me - Who is the bimbo now?

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."