Bubba J

More funnies to brighten the day.



The AA is for quiters. lol.




A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Tongue in cheek......

If You Think Your Life Sucks How Would You Like To Be An Egg ??

You Only Get Laid Once.
You Only Get Eaten Once.
It Takes 4 Minutes To Get Hard.
Only 2 Minutes To Get Soft.
You Share Your Box With 11 Other Guys.
But Worst Of All...The Only Chick That Ever Sat On Your Face Was Your Mother. So Cheer Up...Your Life Ain't That Bad!.

Have some fun. http://www.questfortherest.com/

And todays blonde joke.........

http://www.coolquizme.com/blondbusy1.html

Peter kaye.

Is there anyone funnier??






Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

I like Elephants.

Blonde is more than just a hair colour.

It is a way of life.

I am the first to admit I have used the bimbo status in many situations.
From a simple filling of a form, to manual labour.
I have let the "work men" make small of me for the sake of my purpose.
I have used the stereotype to ease my life in many ways.
So you tell me - Who is the bimbo now?

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."